Erectile Dysfuntion

The day Sandi Toksvig got flashed at on a train.  I dropped Sandi an email the other day pointing out that  the Daily Mail described her as a 'highly offensive comedienne.'  She replied that she thought the Daily Mail had afforded her their highest honour and felt very proud.  This follows a quip she made during a recent Radio 4 News Quiz when she said 'It's the Tories who have put the 'n' into cuts."  A joke that the fragrant Bel Mooney of the Mail described as 'scripted' but that I have heard Sandi use 'off the cuff' and against other political parties in power at the time.
Sandi is a mine of extraordinary stories, stuff is always happening to her.  She told us once of trip she was taking to somewhere like Newcastle or some such similar ghastly northern enclave.  She was on an almost empty train when suddenly the gentleman in front of her unziped his flies and got out his erect willy.  Failing to attract Sandi with his appendage he shouted out at her.  "Ere take a look at this darling."

It is important for you to know that Sandi is very short-sighted and she replied.  "Hang on a moment I just need to put my glasses on, I think they are in my bag, could you hand it down to me?"  With an astonished look the gentleman popped his now flaccid member back in his trousers and ran out of the carriage.